Wait, snapshot of America? Isn’t that what the census is doing? Yeah I’ve seen those commercials too. It’s like watching my tax dollars being set on fire right before my very eyes. Except not as funny. So we’re going to bring you a Bonus! Snapshot of America.

One of the things I love about our fair District is it really is a snapshot of America; no one is from here, so they had to come from somewhere. Getting to know the cultural quirks and habits of those from each and every neck of the woods in this country is just part of getting to know DC.

That said, here’s Part 1 of our Bonus! Snapshot. It’s a snapshot. From New England. That tells you all you need to know about New England. And guess what? Aaron’s from New England. Bonus!

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